pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

vaspim:

if i die just engrave whatever text post of mine that got the highest notes on my tombstone

alizabith:

“This is the last twilight movie” robert pattinson whispers. he lifts his face towards the sky and raises his arms. He begins to float, over the buildings, through the clouds. He floats out of range of earth’s gravitational pull and begins to spin through the stars. he is free

(Source: alizabug)

spooky-cats-in-my-chicken:

foreveralone-lyguy:

fivegum:

i need to lose 500 pounds

tip: Name your dog “500 pounds” and drop him somewhere and drive away. “Oh there goes 500 lbs”

idek why i’m on this blog lol idk i’ll be back soon idc bye